Lately I have not been keeping up with production around here. In the past I would have the panel ready to go by Friday night, and Sunday’s rant would be finalized by Saturday. Even the jokes would be in place a week in advance.
I guess can’t blame it all on the dog, but she’s been a major contributor to my recent delayed postings. She’s still very rambunctious, and that makes things like graphic editing and typing nearly impossible.
So if you tune in only to find the updates to be lacking in quality and punctuality, know that it’s just a phase.
UPDATE 1/22/20: Gail had her surgery to be spayed yesterday and everything went just fine. She cried a little, but I gave her the Tramadol that the vet sent home, and she’s been resting comfortably ever since. I took a vacation day just to keep an eye on her for today.
Now I just have to hold my breath until the 31st when her sutures are supposed to come out, and try to keep her from taking them out sooner. I also have to somehow keep Gail significantly calmer than usual… Right this moment she’s very calm and relaxed, which is kinda nice for a change, but I’m sure that’s not going to last as long as it needs to.
Gail’s next “pic of the week” will feature “The Cone of Shame”.
Of course what little I’m putting out wouldn’t be possible at all if it weren’t for Glenn and George. They still send me e-mails on a fairly regular basis with the jokes that I use for Flush Twice. Of course anyone can contribute jokes via our submission page or by sending me and email at email@example.com.
“That’s the funny thing about old people: they never seem in a hurry. I think old people have figured out that being five minutes late really doesn’t matter much.” ― Shannon Wiersbitzky,