Happy %^&*ing New Year
Boy, I hope your new year is starting off better than mine. I got the stomach flu, and let me tell you, I feel like crap! Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and head and body aches.
Tell ya what… rather than listen to me piss and moan, just check back in a week or so to see if I’m still alive.
Kudos and Promos
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