Sunday, December 30, 2018

Happy %^&*ing New Year

Boy, I hope your new year is starting off better than mine. I got the stomach flu, and let me tell you, I feel like crap! Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and head and body aches.

Tell ya what… rather than listen to me piss and moan, just check back in a week or so to see if I’m still alive.

Kudos and Promos

Again, the contributor of this week’s jokes is George, a man whom I’ve never met, and I probably never will, but thanks to the wonders of the internet, fate has brought us together. Thanks George. And if you would like to contribute, please visit our submission page, or send an email to

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