We’re Almost there!
I just want to thank everyone again for visiting Flush Twice. We’ve got four more weekends left in 2017, and it looks like we’re going to make it!
I know I shouldn’t count my chickens before they hatch, but it looks like 2017 will be the first year for me to have a post for every single day. 52 COMICS, 53 RANTS, and 260 JOKES equals 365 DAYS for 2017! Woohoo!
Yeah, other sites do this year after year. Heck, even mBlip posts several new things every day without my lifting a finger. But I personally have to craft every single post on Flush Twice. Oh sure, the joke contributors do most of the heavy lifting by sending me jokes, but who do you think does all the editing? Those forwards don’t paragraph, spellcheck, and punctuate themselves!
You didn’t think I wrote these jokes did you? Oh no. There are two, sometimes three, contributors to the joke queue every week. I select the “best” jokes, fix grammar, and clean up the formatting from the anonymous contributors who send me these emails with subject lines like “FWD: Fwd: Fwd: fw: Very Funny Stuff! LOLOL!”
And you can help too! If you have jokes being sent to you, FWD: Fwd: Fwd: them to me! The email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Contributors are kept 100% anonymous, and believe me when I tell you I’m waaay too lazy to use your email address for spammy purposes! I just scrape out the jokey goodness and toss the empty husk of your email in the trash. No purchase necessary, enter as often as you like. Void where prohibited, taxed, or restricted by law. Odds of winning are based on number of entrants.
OK, so once again, thanks to viewers, raters, and contributors for making me make the best Flush Twice that the world has ever scene. Just imagine what Flush Twice is going to look like 10 years down the road!