Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’ sexual prowess.
The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.”
The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me a couple hundred exciting laps.”
The third woman was silent until she was asked, “Tell us about your husband.”
She thought for a moment and said, “My husband’s like an Olympic gold medal winner in the 400 metres.”
“How so?” one of the others asked quizzically.
“He’s got his time down to around 43 seconds.”