The teacher had given the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to report on a talent they had and were especially good at.
The teacher called on Mary. Mary got up and said, “I’ve been taking piano lessons for 2 years.” The teacher told Mary that was very good.
Student after student was called on, and after all of the other students told about their talents, the teacher didn’t have a choice but to let Little Johnny have his turn.
He stood up and said, “This is my special talent!” Then he stuck his tongue out.
The teacher said, “Little Johnny, I don’t understand. How is your tongue a special talent”?
“Well, my babysitter said that it’s a special talent because not every boy that she baby sits has a pussy grinder!”