So Didja Hear About the Cannibal…

…who passed his friend on the trail one day?


Cannibal, n.: A person who’s fed up with people.


Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: Wiped.


Two cannibals were having lunch.

One said, “Your wife sure does make good soup!”

The other replied, “Yeah, but I’m gonna miss her.”


People say cannibals are horrible folks, but the one I knew was just a regular anthropophagi.

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One Response to So Didja Hear About the Cannibal…

  1. The oldest rater says:

    One I forgot to add to this list:

    Heard about the cannibal who came late to dinner?

    He got the cold shoulder.

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