Sick Day

Marlin called his employer and said, “Hey boss, I’m not going to make it in today. I’m very sick.”

The boss replied, “Marlin, we’re swamped right now and I need you here today. Just how sick are you?”

Marlin stammered a little and said, “Well I just got done doing anal with my mom, and now I’m about to have a threesome with my sister and a goat.”

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