Shy From the Last Time

Marc was dating a beautiful woman. He loved everything about her, but she seemed especially hesitant about getting intimate.

“What’s wrong? Are you just not into me?” He asked.

“No, it’s not that at all,” she insisted. “It’s just that the last time I had sex it was like the men’s 100 meter final at the Olympics.”

Marc laughed, “Over in 9.5 seconds?”

“No,” she said, “Eight black men and a gun.”

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