Shopping for a Dildo

A blonde entered a sex shop and asked for a vibrator.

The clerk behind the counter motioned at the wall behind him and said, “You may choose from our selection hanging on this wall.”

The blonde looked over the vast collection in so many different sizes and colors before she pointed to one and said, “I’ll take that red one.”

“I’m sorry,” said the clerk, “but I can’t sell you that one, you’ll have to pick something else.”

“But I want that big red one!” insisted the blonde.

“No ma’am,” said the clerk, “That one is not for sale, you’ll have to pick another.”

Exasperated the blonde asked, “You said I could choose one hanging on the wall, so why can’t I choose that one?”

“Because that one,” explained the clerk, “is our fire extinguisher.”


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