Shivering Sheets

While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovered a little box attached to the bed.

“What’s this for?” she asked her husband.

“If you put a quarter in it,” he said while reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating.”

“Save your money,” she said with a wicked grin. “When you’re a quarter in, I’ll start vibrating.”

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