After enjoying a session of 69 with his girlfriend, Joe remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and a lot of mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist’s office munching on a tin of peppermints.
After a brief wait, Joe was shown into the exam room where the dentist told him to take a seat in the chair.
Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide.
The Dentist got close and asked, “So, were you having 69 before you came here?”
Exasperated, Joe asked, “How did you know? Does my breath still smell like pussy?”
The dentist replied, “No. you have a skid-mark on your forehead.”