Satan in the Sanctuary

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running out the front church door.

Everyone had gone except for an elderly man who sat calmly in the pew. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Do you not know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Are you not going to run?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why are you not afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

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