A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh my God! Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“But it”s raining out there!”
“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”
So the boyfriend got out of bed, grabbed his clothes, and jumped out the window.
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he suddenly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town”s annual marathon. He started running along beside the others with his clothes tucked under his arm. He tried his best to blend in.
A small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.
“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping in air. “It feels so wonderfully free!”
Another runner moved a long side. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” the man answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only when it’s raining.”