Red Riding Hood’s Adventure

Red Riding Hood was on her way to her grandmothers place when she saw the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My what big eyes you have,” said Red Riding Hood.

The wolf quickly ran away.

A little further down the trail, Red Riding Hood saw the wolf crouched behind a tree.

“My what big ears you have,” said Red Riding Hood.

Again, the wolf ran away.

Little Red Riding Hood was getting a little suspicious by this time but continued on her way to grandma’s. About 2 miles down the road she sees the wolf again, this time he is squatting behind a road sign.

“My what big teeth you have,” said Red Riding Hood.

With that the wolf jumped up and screamed, “WILL YOU FUCK OFF? I’M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!”

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