Q: What’s long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: What is a black person’s worst fear?
A: Child support.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a broken soda machine?
A: They both don’t work and always take your money.
Q: What do you call a barn full of old niggers?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: What’s the difference between a black guy and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
A: The spic, because the nigger is stopped by the rope around his neck.
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their food stamps under a job application.
Q: What do you call a black woman getting an abortion?
A: A crime fighter.
Q: What does a nigger do after sex?
A: Usually 25 to life.
Q: Why don’t black kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because they are afraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
A: Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Q: Why do pill bottles have cotton in the top of them?
A: To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were doing drugs.
Q: What do u call a bunch of blacks buried up to their heads in dirt?
Q: Why are black people such fast runners?
A: The slow ones are already in jail.