Probably Dead

An old man called is doctor, “Doc, it’s Harold.”

“How can I help you today, Harold?”

“It’s my wife, Ethel. I think she’s dead.”

“What do you mean you ‘think’ she’s dead?” asked the doctor.

“Well,” said Harold, “the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.”

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