Little Johnny’s father asked him if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” Johnny cried as he burst into tears.
Confused, his father asked what was wrong.
Little Johnny sobbed, “First, there was no Santa Claus, then no Tooth Fairy, and finally, no Easter Bunny. If you’re about to tell me that grownups don’t really have sex, then I’ve got nothing left to believe in.”