It was the first time that a young couple had made love. They were fondling each other intimately, and the woman had her partner’s dong in her hand.
“What do you call it?” she asked.
“I imagine some guys call theirs such names as Dick, Peter, John Thomas, or maybe Willie,” replied the man.
“But what do you call yours?” persisted the lady.
“I don’t have to call mine anything,” he replied. “It usually cums without being called.”