For their 25th wedding anniversary, the Thompsons took a vacation on a Alaskan cruise ship. Back home, the housekeeper was doing her usual chores when the telephone rang.
“May I speak with Mr. Thompson, please?” requested the caller.
“I’m sorry, but Mr. Thompson is out of town to celebrate his anniversary,” explained the housekeeper.
“Oh, I see,” said the caller. “Then may I speak with Mrs. Thompson?”