A man walked into an ice cream parlor and asked the attendant for a half-gallon of vanilla, a half-gallon of strawberry and a half-gallon of chocolate ice cream.
“Sorry” said the attendant, “we’re all out of chocolate ice cream.”
“In that case” said the man, “I’ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry and a pint of chocolate.”
“I told you we don’t have any chocolate ice cream, buddy” said the attendant, becoming slightly annoyed.
“OK, in that case” said the man, “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla, a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”
“Look, mister, what does the V-A-N in vanilla spell?”
“Van” he replied, “But what does that have to do with ice cream?”
“Never mind, what does the S-T-R-A-W in strawberry spell?”
“Straw” he answered, “But I still don’t understand what this has got to do with my getting the ice cream I want?”
“What does the F-U-C-K in chocolate spell?” asked the attendant.
“Wait a minute” said the man, “there’s no fuck in chocolate!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, dick brain. Now get out of my store!”