Sandy invited Mitch to her house for dinner. When he arrived he saw that she had a couple of dogs. As the dogs greeted the young man, he asked, “What are their names?”
“Well oldest is named ‘One’ and the other is called ‘Two'” explained Sandy.
As Mitch petted the furry critters he asked, “Why did you name them that?”
With a gleam in her eye she said, “Well I figured that when One dies, I’ll still have Two.”