Octogenarian Honeymoon

A couple in their eighties just got married and was on their honeymoon. In the hotel room she slipped into something sexy and crawled into bed and waited for her new groom. He was in the bathroom sprucing himself up.

She waited and waited until she could not wait any longer. She got up and went to the bathroom and opened the door. Peering in she saw him bending over on the toilet trying to put on a condom.

She giggled, “Honey what are you doing? I’m 86 years old and can’t get pregnant anymore.”

He looked up at her and said, “I know but honey you know how dampness affects my arthritis.”

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