Neighborhood Report

The only way to pull off an afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.

“An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Andersons’ have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his skate board!”

After a few moments he announced, “The Coopers are having sex!”

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having sex?”

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.”

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2 Responses to Neighborhood Report

  1. The oldest rater says:

    Seen this too many times already to be funny.

    • f2x says:

      No hard feelings. I understand. I had been avoiding this one, but it wasn’t in the archives, and I finally broke down and used it.

      The good news is you won’t see it pop up here again, because every joke candidate is compared with every other joke that we’ve published.

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