A man called his doctor and said, “Doc, you gotta come over here quick! You see when my wife got out of the shower and bent over to pick up her towel, a mouse ran straight up her twat!”
The doctor said, “Okay, keep calm and hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina until I get over there.”
The doctor hung up the phone and drove over to the patient’s house. Upon his arrival, he went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her twat instead of cheese. The doctor said, “What do you think you’re doing? I said a piece of cheese!”
The man explained, “I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!”
Oh great
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