A woman went to the police station with her friend to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
The distraught wife said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The wife’s friend cocked her head to the side and said, “What are you talking about? Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants him back?”