What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
We don’t know, its never happened
Why do men get married?
So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn’t ask for directions.