Mexican Monday: The Magic Show

Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.

He pulled rabbits out of hats, sawed his assistant in half, and drew coins out of the ears of audience members.

His final trick was a disappearing act. He counted:

“Uno…”

“Dos…”

And disappeared without a tres.


Why can’t Mexicans cross the border in threes?

No trespassing.

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