A Mexican family was trying to find a nursing home for their grandfather. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
“How do you like it here?” asked the grandson.
“It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,” said Grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.”
“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,” said the grandfather. “There’s a musician here. 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him ‘Maestro’!
“Then there’s the judge in here. 95 years old. Hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ‘Your Honor’!
“And there’s a physician here. 90 years old. He hasn’t practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him ‘Doctor’!”
Then with a proud smile, Grandpa said, “And me, I haven’t had sex in over 35 years, and they still call me ‘The Fucking Mexican!'”