Mexican English Vocabulary

Are you a Mexican learning English as a second language? Well here’s a few helpful vocabulary words for you!

1. Cheese
Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My friend wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas
My friend always Texas me when I’m not home, wondering where I’m at!

5. Herpes
Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
You told me you were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had two cars but my wife rectum!

8. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair.

10. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, Honey, harassment nothing to me.

12. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.

13. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. Budweiser
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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