Evelyn was suing the Northridge Medical Center after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.
On the witness stand, Evelyn testified, “My husband Frank and I used to have an amazing sex life until he went into that hospital and had his operation. Now he’s completely lost interest in having sex with me, and it’s all because of those bastards!”
It seemed that the case was clearly in her favor until the surgeon who perform Frank’s surgery took the stand.
“Look,” said the exasperated surgeon, “all I did was remove Frank’s cataracts.”