Making Very Happy People

af1President Obama, his wife Michelle, and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Air Force One from Chicago to Washington DC.
Oprah looked out the window and remarked, “You know, I could throw a thousand dollar bill out this window and make one person very happy.”
Michelle replied, “I could throw ten one-hundred dollar bills out this window and make ten people very happy.”
Barack, not to be outdone, said, “I could dump one-hundred ten dollar bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
The pilot, overhearing the conversation from the cockpit shouted back, “I could toss your three asses out the door and make 319 million people very happy.”

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