Magic Mirror

A young woman bought a mirror at an antique shop, and hung it on her bathroom door.

One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully said, “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four.”

Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew to enormous proportions.

Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both returned.

This time the husband crossed his fingers and said, “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”

Again, there was a bright flash… and his legs fell off.


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