One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten for lunch.
Not finding his mother in the kitchen or the living room, he headed upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opened the door, and saw his father stripped naked on top of his mother heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued as if nothing was wrong.
Mikey watched for a moment and asked, “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsey ride?”
Still not wanting to traumatize the boy the father said, “Of course, Son, we’re a family.”
So Mikey climbed on top and after a few more minutes his mother started moaning and writhing wildly.
“Hang on Dad!”, cried Mikey. “This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!”