Jennifer looked in the mirror and sighed to her boyfriend, “Greg, I think I’m ready to see a plastic surgeon.”
“Whatever for, dear?” replied Greg.
“It’s these darned love handles,” said Jennifer. “No matter what I try, I just can’t get rid of them. I’m going to get an operation to have them removed.”
“Oh honey, I know it’s bothering you,” said Greg, “but I like your ears!”