A man saw a sign on a restaurant that read, “Today’s Special: Lobster Tales – $2.00”
So he went inside and told the waitress that he was there for the special and would like two lobster tails.
The waitress informed him that since it was a special, he would have to pay in advance.
The man pulled out his wallet and handed the waitress four dollars, which she quickly tucked into her pocket.
The waitress then asked the man, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
“Boy, I sure am!” said the man enthusiastically.
Then she began “Once upon a time there was this little lobster…”