Less Satisfaction

d ladies who socialize together are having tea when one complained to the other,” my husband refuses to have sex with me. I turn to him in bed and he turns his back on me.
Her friend replied “The reason for that is that ad we grow older we get bigger down there and they don’t get much satisfaction anymore”.
Puzzled at this, the lady went home, drew her bathwater, and took the mirror off the wall. placed it on the floor, straddle it and looked trying to determine if, in fact, it was bigger than she remembered.
As she’s doing this her husband comes home, runs up the stairs and barges in to take a leak.
The door hits her in the elbow and she cries out
” you dam near broke my arm!
He replied, “You’re lucky you didn’t fall down that hole.You could have broken your neck!”.

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