Lady at the Bar

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?”
Having already had a few power pops, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen! I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it.”
He says, “No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”

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