Keeping Your Man Happy

The night before her wedding Maria pulled her mother aside for an intimate little chat.

“Mom,” she confided, “I want you to tell me how I can make my new husband happy.”

The bride’s mother took a deep breath. “Well, my child,” she began, “when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing.”

“I already know how to fuck, Mom,” interrupted the girl. “I want you to teach me how to make lasagna.”

Keeping Your Man Happy
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