The night before her wedding Maria pulled her mother aside for an intimate little chat.
“Mom,” she confided, “I want you to tell me how I can make my new husband happy.”
The bride’s mother took a deep breath. “Well, my child,” she began, “when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing.”
“I already know how to fuck, Mom,” interrupted the girl. “I want you to teach me how to make lasagna.”