Juan-liner Wednesday

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro sinko


Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.


How many mexicans do you need to change a light bulb?

Juan


What do you call a Mexican standoff with only 2 people?

A Juan on Juan


Anyone hear about the Mexican train bomber?

They say he had loco motives.


What do you call a mexican drug kingpin who likes to dress as a woman?

El Trapo


Mexican and black jokes are all the same

Once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.


What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.


What do you call a mexican and a priest fighting?

Alien vs predator


What did the Mexican Fireman name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B


A boy was born to a Korean father and a Mexican mother.

They named him Guacamo Lee.


Why couldn’t the Mexican archer shoot his bow?

He didn’t habanero.


Why can’t you play UNO with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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