A guy walked into a bar and grill. He sat at the bar and asked the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender replied “One dollar.”
The customer was completely amazed, so he ordered a beer and then asked the bartender, “Well then how much for a porterhouse steak with side of mashed potatoes, a side salad, and a cheesecake for desert?”
The Bartender replied “Five bucks.”
The guy was still amazed at the incredible deal. After he was done eating his meal, he said, “Wow, this place is amazing. I would like to meet the owner of this place.”
The bartender said, “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife.”
The guy asked “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
The bartender replied, “The same thing I’m doing to his business”.