A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy.
The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. “Things aren’t going too well, guys,” he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales, I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales this week gets a blowjob.”
“What does the loser get?” asked one of the salesmen.
The owner looked at both men and replied, “The loser gets to give it.”