Human Chimp Breeding For Science!

Scientists wanted to do an experiment to breed humans with chimpanzees, but they couldn’t find anyone willing to mate with a chimpanzee.

Desperate they went to the lab janitor and asked, “For $1000, would you have sex with one of our chimps?”

The Janitor thought it over and agreed, but he had 3 conditions.

“First, I don’t want to kiss the chimp, because they all have bad breath. Second, I don’t want anyone to know about it, and no cameras recording of the event.”

The scientists agreed to the first two demands and asked what the third demand was.

“You’re gonna have to give me some time to come up with the $1000, since I don’t have it right now.”

– Ripped from Reddit

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