How to Handle a Fart in the Elevator

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she let out a fart.
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon pine scented deodorizer.
Two floors later, Jon got on the elevator.
He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, “Do you smell something?”
“Well, yes I do,” he replied.
“What does it smell like,” she asked?
Jon answered, “I’m not sure, but it kind of smells like someone took a shit under a Christmas tree.”

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