How to Get a Date

Murray had just met the woman of his dreams, but he was horribly shy and could never muster the courage to ask her out on a date.

Fortunately his friend Saul had an ingenious solution. “Send her some flowers,” Saul said. “On the card, invite her to your house for a delicious home cooked meal.”

Murray thought that was a wonderful idea, and immediately dialed the florist.

A few days later, Saul asked Murray how it went.

“It was a disaster! A terrible idea!” moaned Murray.

“Why? What happened? Didn’t she accept?” asked Saul.

“Oh she accepted alright,” said Murray, “but when she came over, she refused to cook!”

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