After a few years of marriage, some ancient history came to light, and Jan began questioning her husband’s previous love interests.
“Listen, I know you’ve been with a lot of women,” said Jan. “I just want to know how many.”
Her husband, Bob looked as his wife with loving sympathy and explained, “Honey, I don’t want to upset you. There were many. Let’s just leave it a at that.”
Nevertheless, Jan continued to pressure Bob until he finally gave in…
“Let’s see,” he said, as he began counting on his fingers. “There was one, two, three, four, five, six, YOU, eight, nine…”