How Cigarettes Can Lead to Infidelity

cigarettesOne evening Marge asked her husband to go to the store for cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed. He figured he could go into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar a beautiful woman starts flirting with him. They had a couple of beers and one thing lead to another. Eventually they ended up in her apartment.
After the man sobered up a little, he realized its 3AM. “Oh no! My wife’s going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?”
As luck would have it, she did, and he proceeded to shake it generously onto his hands, and quickly left.
When he got home, his wife was still up, and very pissed, “Where the hell have you been?!”
“Well, honey, it’s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.”
“Oh yeah?” said Marge. “Let me see your hands!”
He reluctantly held out his hands.
She took one look at them and shouted, “You God damn liar! You went bowling again!”

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