Hotel Bar Hours

It was 3:00 am and the desk clerk at a hotel received a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opened.

“It opens at noon, Sir” answered the clerk.

About an hour later got another call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
“What time does your bar open?” he asked.

“Same time as before, Sir. Noon,” replied the clerk.

Another hour passed and the man called the front desk again. This time he was really plastered, “Whenjoo shay the bar opens?”

Slightly annoyed, the clerk responded, “Sir, the bar opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”

“No! I don’t wanna git in!” pleaded the drunk. “Ah’m tryin’ to git out!”

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