Health Tips

A reporter was interviewing a woman who had just turned 105. Amazed by her longevity he asked, “Can you give us any secret health tips to live as long as you?”
The old woman thought for a second and replied, “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”
Startled by this response the reporter asks, “Don’t you ever drink any water?”
The old woman replied, “Heavens! I ain’t never been that sick.”

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