Grilling up Trouble

Ted and Cindy were working in their garden one day when Ted mentioned, “You’re butt is getting really big,I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then his wife’s bottom.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”

Cindy chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted was feeling a little frisky. He made an advance towards his wife, but she completely brushed him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asked.

She answered, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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