Green Circles

A woman went to her doctor and said, “Doctor, I’ve got a strange problem I need your opinion on.”

“Could you describe the symptoms to me?” he asked.

“Well, it’s easier if I show you,” she said, then proceeded to hike her skirt and spread her legs to reveal two green circles on her inner thighs.

“They don’t hurt or anything,” she said, “but I am a little worried about them.”

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, “Are you a lesbian by any chance?”

Slightly embarrassed by the question she conceded, “Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?”

“It appears as though your girlfriend’s earrings aren’t real gold.”

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